I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Found your dick twin last night
Naked Twister starts at high noon
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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