just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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