Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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