Do you still have your period?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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