So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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