my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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