'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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