i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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