Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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