non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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