hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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