Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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