Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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