he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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