Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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