Say something about gay babies.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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