I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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