his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you traded sex for a burrito?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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