I hate your face
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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