As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
And the cops told us we were all naked.
it's great music for shaving your balls
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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