Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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