Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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