that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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