Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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