It's Friday. Sex?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
