His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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