it wasn't lemon gatorade
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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