Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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