Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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