I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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