I cockslap morals
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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