Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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