Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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