i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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