Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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