Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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