I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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