You're completely useless in the revolution.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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