Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Randomize
