Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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