Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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