Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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