Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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