Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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