It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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