It's Friday. Sex?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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