At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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