id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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