I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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