At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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