We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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