i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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