problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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