we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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