I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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