thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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