she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I cockslap morals
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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