something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This is my gift to your gina
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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