I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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