So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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