Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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