I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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